BREAKFAST AT THE WHITE HOUSE
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asked Cheney what he would like, and he replied:
"I would like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mister President?"
George W. looked up from his menu, and with a trademark wink and slight grin replied:
"How about a quickie this morning?"
The waitress exclaimed:
"Why, Mister President, how rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton!"
And she stormed away.
Cheney leaned over toward Bush and whispered:
"It's pronunced quiche."
Friday, March 28, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Just one more reason to love the Red Sox!
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
May St. Patrick guard you wherever you go,
and guide you in whatever you do--
and may his loving protection be a blessing to you always.
~Irish Blessing~
and guide you in whatever you do--
and may his loving protection be a blessing to you always.
~Irish Blessing~
Monday, March 10, 2008
Happiness is.....
A Clean Dog!
Christopher is home from school today cause he had "the Hershey squirts" LOL! but he is feeling better so we decided to give Jackson a bath! I don't think any us enjoyed the experience but he sure will smell better!! And to quote Martha......"That is a good thing".
Christopher is home from school today cause he had "the Hershey squirts" LOL! but he is feeling better so we decided to give Jackson a bath! I don't think any us enjoyed the experience but he sure will smell better!! And to quote Martha......"That is a good thing".
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Quote for the day....
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. " — Mahatma Gandhi
Monday, March 03, 2008
Who needs drugs when you have Pizza!!!!
I have been telling Chris for years that when I eat pizza for dinner, I have crazy dreams. Well last night was the "proof in the pudding" (I never understood that phrase...)
** I gave birth to a 20 pound baby, I didn't actually dream about the birth, Thank God, but the baby was on a scale just smiliing with a mouthful of teeth!!!! We decided to name him KING JONES, because a baby that big deserved two names.**
Bring on the Pizza, I say...it's cheap, legal and gets the job done!!!!!
** I gave birth to a 20 pound baby, I didn't actually dream about the birth, Thank God, but the baby was on a scale just smiliing with a mouthful of teeth!!!! We decided to name him KING JONES, because a baby that big deserved two names.**
Bring on the Pizza, I say...it's cheap, legal and gets the job done!!!!!
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